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  1. Gaza the Instructor
    Ice it's all these keep fit wallies that spend money on gym membership instead of steak "n" ribs, Beer Charcoal and all the other essentials of quality life. I want to live and have food and fun, not six packs and pecks. Lets go kick some sand Ice.
  2. Gaza the Instructor
    Metal cigars will never catch on Wade. They burn your lips!!
  3. Gaza the Instructor
    Hope it all goes well for you Ice. We had first of the season Garden Grill up on Tuesday afternoon. Nice and simple, lit up my 30 odd year old outback charcoal grill, cooked some Cumberland Sausage and spiced Chicken,toasted some Garlic Bread and the missus did one of her salads. Get it done today 4c and Snow tomorrow.
  4. Gaza the Instructor
    Hold very tight sir, you may feel a little prick. Or even smaller than usual.🤣
  5. Gaza the Instructor
    No I was going to cuddle you lot.😁
  6. Gaza the Instructor
    I Think we are doomed this year guys. Still it will make next years one special as we have a year to plan. I am doing the Adult Fairground rides. Just bought myself a 560B.H.P. Porsche 911 turbo and it is very scary when provoked.
  7. Gaza the Instructor
    I am normally to bladdered to notice Ice
  8. Gaza the Instructor
    Its all going to well guy's. My latest White Rum is yummy. Have infused some with Pineapple and Mango. That should drop some knickers over Xmas. The other one is Date, Banana and Coffee, very sweet and well.....sweet!!
  9. Gaza the Instructor
    Ele you have my sympathy.😁
  10. Gaza the Instructor
    I am already for next xmas and the one after.
  11. Gaza the Instructor
    Cheers mate Why do I get the feeling he is going to put his Boxing Gloves on, just for me, revenge??
  12. Gaza the Instructor
    I think I will be selling her on. Someone has offered 5g's more than I paid and I love buying cars. There is a 15 plate VXR8 for grabs £34 G Chevy 6ltr LS3 motor with a twin screw blower on it. Its called The Bathhurst Edition one of 100 made 780BHP of naughtiness and tyre melt, but it's still a bloody Vauxhall?? Does that mean I have become a badge snob ?
  13. Gaza the Instructor
    You really do love your nanas don't you. I may not do nanas, but will do Apples. Waiting till next week cause the Doc is getting his own back and is going to hide his camera up my arse on Tuesday. So could be writing with clenched teeth for rest of week.🌵🥊
  14. Gaza the Instructor
    Careful Ice, are you cape able to do this task unaided. Or shall I come round and we can smash it together!!!
  15. Gaza the Instructor
    Simple is best Ice always. I bought something very similar off the bay about 20 years ago. Polish, S.Steel and about £120 then. Has an electric element in the bottom so can be a hot smoker.
  16. Gaza the Instructor
    Waterbaby are they those coconut block thingys ?
  17. Gaza the Instructor
    They sound like great value Ice, I will buy two. What they didn't tell you is each one is full of Columbian marching powder!!!!
  18. Gaza the Instructor
    I could come and show you how to drink large volumes of your finest ale if you like Justin. Infact last night I was practising very hard all night!! So much so that I retired hurt at about 10 and am classed as damaged goods today!!
  19. Gaza the Instructor
    Iceman fed up with the other one Bees, sheep, goats, polly tunnels, but no Distillin' and I really don't smoke in the Winter. I roast Coffee ,make a lot of Rum and Vodka etc and try to get nursey's knicks down Ha Ha!!
  20. Gaza the Instructor
    Sorry Mick I drunk all the dark stuff
  21. Gaza the Instructor
    Hi happy smokin'
  22. Gaza the Instructor
    You have been talking to Mash to much and he is the only man I have met who can peel an Orange in his pocket, with Boxing Gloves on in 30 seconds flat.😁
  23. Gaza the Instructor
    In a word sotv MONEY which equals power in our crooked society. Horseracing is not a Sport, you can't just do it like you can Golf. It's Money and criminals and money laundering etc. They call it a Sport because you have to pay tax on a sport. If Darts was classed as a past time a certain Mr Taylor would be owed millions in back tax, so it's a sport.
  24. Gaza the Instructor
    The problem is Ice, noone is drinking enough strong Alcohol to kill these blasted germs off.
  25. Gaza the Instructor
    Oh been reading and thinkin', bad for someone in my mental state. Going to buy a Masterbuilt 650 smoke/sear. Just waiting for the Winter Sales.❄️
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