Raptor72 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) So I went to smoke a spatchcock chicken today . And the wife uttered these heinous words : “ I’m a bit fed up with smoked meats can we not just cook it in the oven ?” Now I either have to divorce the blasphemous woman or stone the witch ! What do I do ? I need to think of other recipes Edited November 5, 2018 by Raptor72 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 It is always best to stay on her good side for when you need to buy your next smoker. Smoked paprika works well on spatchcock chicken cooked in the oven ?. Cook it longer in the oven too and you can then comment on how dry it tastes compared to cooking it in the smoker... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icefever Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 I'd go for the divorce...on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour, any judge will give you custody of the smokers. ............she'll .probably get the house, car, bank accounts. Ice 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Mix it up. Variety is the spice of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Monkey Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 9 hours ago, Raptor72 said: “ I’m a bit fed of smoked meats can we not just cook it in the oven ?” Welcome to the club my friend. I have one exactly the same. You spend all that time preparing, hours cooking to be told it’s alright, but would of tasted nicer if it had no rub, no smoke and cooked in the oven! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeilingT Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 yeah, don't divorce your wife. I think you need to change the recipe in order to live a happy conjugal life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruedeleglise Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Yes it is a problem. I am new to cold smoking and the scowls and comments from HID.....you smell like a bonfire....... what are the neighbours going to say etc etc. Actually the neighbours commented “Oh wow, thar smells great. What are you smoking? Or once when I apologised the reply was that they couldn’t smell a thing. Gave the nearest neighbour some smoked salmon and he keeps on asking when am I going to smoke some more! Must admit HID has cooled it now I can produce fairly consistent smoked salmon....her favourite. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Monkey Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 6:59 PM, Ruedeleglise said: Gave the nearest neighbour some smoked salmon and he keeps on asking when am I going to smoke some more! That’s a great tip, always feed the neighbours, keep them on your side, that way they can not complain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor72 Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 10/17/2018 at 1:42 AM, BeilingT said: yeah, don't divorce your wife. I think you need to change the recipe in order to live a happy conjugal life. Conjugal life ? ?that’s a good one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeilingT Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Yeah right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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