Gaza the Instructor

Ice it's all these keep fit wallies that spend money on gym membership instead

of steak "n" ribs, Beer Charcoal and all the other essentials of quality life.

I want to live and have food and fun, not six packs and pecks. Lets go kick some

sand Ice.

Metal cigars will never catch on Wade. They burn your lips!!

Hope it all goes well for you Ice. We had first of the season Garden Grill up

on Tuesday afternoon. Nice and simple, lit up my 30 odd year old outback

charcoal grill, cooked some Cumberland Sausage and spiced Chicken,toasted

some Garlic Bread and the missus did one of her salads. 

Get it done today 4c and Snow tomorrow.

Hold very tight sir, you may feel a little prick. Or even smaller than usual.🤣

No I was going to cuddle you lot.😁

I Think we are doomed this year guys. Still it will

make next years one special as we have a year to plan.

I am doing the Adult Fairground rides. Just bought myself a 560B.H.P.

Porsche 911 turbo and it is very scary when provoked.

I am normally to bladdered to notice Ice

Its all going to well guy's. My latest White Rum is yummy. Have infused some

with Pineapple and Mango. That should drop some knickers over Xmas. The 

other one is Date, Banana and Coffee, very sweet and well.....sweet!!

Ele you have my sympathy.😁

I am already for next xmas and the one after.

Cheers mate Why do I get the feeling he is going to put his Boxing

Gloves on, just for me, revenge??

I think I will be selling her on. Someone has offered 5g's more than I

paid and I love buying cars. There is a 15 plate VXR8 for grabs £34 G

Chevy 6ltr LS3 motor with a twin screw blower on it. Its called The

Bathhurst Edition one of 100 made 780BHP of naughtiness and tyre

melt, but it's still a bloody Vauxhall?? Does that mean I have become

a badge snob ?

You really do love your nanas don't you. I may not do nanas,

but will do Apples.

Waiting till next week cause the Doc is getting his own back and

is going to hide his camera up my arse on Tuesday. So could be

writing with clenched teeth for rest of week.🌵🥊

41 minutes ago, Smokin Monkey said:

Great looking Cabinet @Icefever

I would, just to be over cautious, stand the foil tray on a small Slab or Brick!

Careful Ice, are you cape able to do this task unaided. Or shall I come round and

we can smash it together!!!  

Simple is best Ice always. I bought something very similar off the bay

about 20 years ago. Polish, S.Steel and about £120 then. Has an electric

element in the bottom so can be a hot smoker.

Waterbaby are they those coconut block thingys ?

They sound like great value Ice, I will buy two. What they didn't tell you

is each one is full of Columbian marching powder!!!!

I could come and show you how to drink large volumes of your

finest ale if you like Justin.

Infact last night I was practising very hard all night!!

So much so that I retired hurt at about 10 and am classed

as damaged goods today!!

Iceman fed up with the other one Bees, sheep, goats, polly tunnels, but no Distillin'

and I really don't smoke in the Winter. I roast Coffee ,make a lot of Rum and Vodka

etc and try to get nursey's knicks down Ha Ha!!

Sorry Mick I drunk all the dark stuff

Hi happy smokin'

You have been talking to Mash to much and he is the only man

I have met who can peel an Orange in his pocket, with Boxing

Gloves on in 30 seconds flat.😁

In a word sotv MONEY which equals power in our crooked society.

Horseracing is not a Sport, you can't just do it like you can Golf.

It's Money and criminals and money laundering etc.

They call it a Sport because you have to pay tax on a sport.

If Darts was classed as a past time a certain Mr Taylor would be

owed millions in back tax, so it's a sport.

The problem is Ice, noone is drinking enough strong Alcohol to kill

these blasted germs off.

Oh been reading and thinkin', bad for someone in my mental state.

Going to buy a Masterbuilt 650 smoke/sear. Just waiting for the Winter

Sales.❄️